*Steps over pee, walks in and looks around...hummmmmmmmm, a lot of maroon, lite beer in the frig., clean, very clean. Perfect.* Megan, let's have a wee party and put up the Christmas decorations!!! You can have the beer, I'm not a beer drinker, but first let's hose off the steps because that is simply unsanitary and Cece will NEVER stop by to help if she has to step over that sort of stuff.
XO
P.S. IV you're banned from the party because I'm afraid you might pee on the tree! ;)
*Cece arrives with urine collection container to test I.V.'s pee for VD. Then throws bleach all over the steps to sanitize. Oh wait, pee is "suppose to be" sterile. Throws bleach all over steps anyway because stale pee stinks.*
I'm freezing. It took me two and a half hours to put up my christmas light outside tonight, and it is around 30 degrees here this eveing. I have the heater cranked up to 71, I have on my favorite sweatshirt, and I'm still shivering. I think I'm going to have to go to The Onion for a shot or two to warm me up. Cheers! Don't have too much fun on Vacay.
I'm on vacation until Wednesday. See everyone then.
Hi baby. I'm on vacation too. So where are we?
ReplyDeleteXO Blottie
Or else what, I wonder?
ReplyDelete*pees on bobs front steps and mumbles to self about never getting a vacation*
ReplyDelete*Steps over pee, walks in and looks around...hummmmmmmmm, a lot of maroon, lite beer in the frig., clean, very clean. Perfect.* Megan, let's have a wee party and put up the Christmas decorations!!! You can have the beer, I'm not a beer drinker, but first let's hose off the steps because that is simply unsanitary and Cece will NEVER stop by to help if she has to step over that sort of stuff.
ReplyDeleteXO
P.S. IV you're banned from the party because I'm afraid you might pee on the tree! ;)
Have a marvelous va-kay!!
ReplyDeleteWAAAHHHH!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate it when you're gone...
Have fun, Bob!
ReplyDeleteI feel a distinct lack of Bobness at the moment... :{
*Cece arrives with urine collection container to test I.V.'s pee for VD. Then throws bleach all over the steps to sanitize. Oh wait, pee is "suppose to be" sterile. Throws bleach all over steps anyway because stale pee stinks.*
ReplyDeleteI'm freezing. It took me two and a half hours to put up my christmas light outside tonight, and it is around 30 degrees here this eveing. I have the heater cranked up to 71, I have on my favorite sweatshirt, and I'm still shivering. I think I'm going to have to go to The Onion for a shot or two to warm me up. Cheers! Don't have too much fun on Vacay.
hi bob
ReplyDeleteHi Kylie.
ReplyDeleteHi Cece.
Hi RC.
enjoy!
ReplyDeleteYou are on vacation.
ReplyDeleteSo does this mean you blog AT WORK.
Penelope doesn't work, so well, I guess we can't judge.
Karen
Miss you. Why can't you blog on vacation?
ReplyDeleteHave fun!
ReplyDeleteI'm snagging the beer while you're gone.
Have a wonderful time. See you when you get back.
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