Sara Smith writes just bob

So, I get this email yesterday...

Hi, I am the webmaster of (website address deleted). I find your blog very interesting to read. Your way of writing can magnet and lure a lot of visitors/readers. Would you be able to write about our product after visiting our site?

Or if you have a friend who is interested to try our product, we can send you one. From this, you can gain insights and share your friend's experience to us. I would really be interested to know if you would be able to post your findings/review in your blog http://www.justbobness.com, it may be a positive or negative one, with links to our site.

Regards, Sara Smith
greenAphrodite@gmail.com

How sweet of her. I don't know Sara, but I'm humbled and flattered that she thinks so much of my writing that she'd want me to review her product. What the heck... actors do voice-overs for advertisements and bands sell their songs for commercials. If it's good enough for Kiefer Sutherland and The Who it's good enough for just bob. Why shouldn't I whore my blog out for some quick cash and compromise my ethics and morals? Who knows, maybe I would like the product and be proud to help promote it. So here it is.......

Now you're asking yourself, what exactly is it? Well, let me tell you friends... it's a penis enhancement ring! It sort of looks like a "livestrong" for your schlong bracelet. Just wear it at the root of the issue and voila... you're John Holmes! Apparently, this thing is made up of magnets, tourmaline, and germanium which work to make things bigger and firmer. I guess magnets point due north so maybe it will work. I don't know what the Germans have to do with this, but obviously they're working on some earth shattering penis technology with this new germanium compound. At last the hopeless promises of all those other products have been replaced by the ultimate in science.

Now I'm sure friends you are asking, how much is this going to cost me? While it's normally $55.95, for a limited time only you can get yours for the low, low price of $39.95. That's such a bargain, I can't imagine anyone not reaching for their........... credit card to order one. In all fairness, the website is an absolute riot. It's so funny to read that you'll keep coming back for more laughs. IF you want the address, let me know and I'll be sure to send it to you. I don't want to advertise their website, but I also don't want you to miss out on the unbridled hilarity that is their product advertisement.

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