Don Gorske did it.
23,000 Big Macs eaten over the past 36 years.
He's missed only 8 days since May 17, 1972.
The Facts...
69,000 bread buns
46,000 meat patties
12,420,000 calories
667,000 grams of fat
230,000 grams of saturated fat
1,725,000 milligrams of cholesterol
23,920,000 milligrams of sodium
*statistics found here*
The rest of the story (my version)...
30,000 massive dumps
18,000 rolls of toilet paper
13,000 plugged toilets
10,000 rolls of Rolaids
9,000 games of "pull my finger" with nieces/nephews
8,000 "two flushers"
McGross.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
McGross
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I saw the "Breaking News" on MSNBC and couldn't believe it. Why? Why would someone subject himself to that sort of abuse? Why? That's gotta hurt.
XO
Aiiiighhhhhh!!!
Gross! That was on the news?? Seriously, that's the problem with 24 hour news coverage.
Ew.
I had to eat Mcdonalds for 4 days while traveling with my neices. I immediately felt the need to take some Lipitor.
Yes, McGross.
I like the image here, too. There's something funny about an "adult" Big Mac costume
You all say McGross. I say this man is a freakin' McHero. He's my McIdol. He can take his 23,000 Big Macs and tell Mogarn Spurlock's deliberate attack on liberty to kiss his McAss.
I had a big mac last week. I'm good for at least a year now.
ouch!!
I love that guy's hairdo, btw!
Gruesome...but tasty.
And that dude is still alive?! Whoa, now that's a miracle! BLECHHH!
Funny, funny post, but nothing matching the goofiness of that big mac costume!
peace,
mike
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The dude started this ridiculousness two years and one day before my birth.
I'm 34.
That's just nasty.
Karen
now there's a legacy to live up to! where is that subway dude...see what he is missing?
what a swell site you have. i may just visit again.
Blottie... Better him than me. Yuck.
Attila... Agreed. Hope Big Kid's transition is working out ok.
princessb... YEA... you're back. I thought you were gone forever. Do they still serve Lobster Rolls at the Mickey D's up there?
Jennifer... That may be even too scary for Halloween!
whatigotsofar... You can have my 23,000 Big Macs all for yourself.
Megan... Yep, one a year is enough for me as well.
Kirsten... Ouch to that hairdo too.
Leah... One is tasty, two is gluttony, 23,000 is disturbing.
RC... Amazing he's still alive isn't it?
Mike Foster... Thanks for stopping by. Glad you liked it.
Penelope/Karen... If you started today you might be able to catch up before your retirement party!
merelyme... Makes me wonder how many subways Jared has eaten. Hope you come back more often!
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