She may look innocent, but this mild-mannered, animal-loving, garden-master, maker-of-really-great-art, went crazy today at the Wild Onion Cafe when a crane-fixing-master walked in wearing an actual leather coat.
"I think it started with IV's bare butt traumatizing that poor kitty...the leather coat just sent her over the edge," says Random Chick.
Another on-looker, affectionately known as Gig recalls what happened, "I just walked in and heard someone say, 'Hi Gig' then I saw a blur of pink and black. It all happened so fast."
For more details, go directly to the Wild Onion Cafe but watch the slide someone built out back. The management is not responsible if you drink yourself into a stupor and decide to go for a joy ride.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
NEWS BULLETIN: Crazed Blottie in Faux Pink Leather Coat on the Loose!
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Well, well, well. Look what we have here. Hey! I'm not blonde!!! Didjanotice?
And you know what's so funny, I wasn't pissed at all, just wanted to mock him! Yup, just for fun. He always wears that black leather thing, but I think my pink thing is prettier!!! Wanted him to notice. Well, sadly what I notice is we have a new sofa. My heart sinks. Our Macy's sofa is the best and I hate to see some big sofa smother her. And a new lobby. Hummmmmmmmmmmm. Okay. I like that! We need a lobby! But with chairs, not a sofa. I would like it to look like the lobby of The Beverely Hills Hotel (aka the Eagel's Hotel California) because it's elegant and simple. Lots of palm trees and a few chairs. "Here honey, would you like a cocktail?" Our guest hostess will serve you in no time. RC, can you attend to EOB? Yes Bob, big tip required. Why? Because she has to pay for therapy ~ her daughter is killin' her!!! And I know you're a big spender.
RC, that's tuition for a year. Take it and shut up!!! Save $50 for a drink at the Top Of The Mark.
Love ya,
Me...Blottie
P.S. I was doing laundry today and started laughing. Why? Because I though about Blottie. Yup, that's me.
Oh Bob, that's not a trench coat and I would never be caught in faux lether jeans. I'll wear the real thing wrapped in a trench coat!!! Trust me. I'm very opinionated!!! And one more thing. I adore you!!! Will you marry me?
XO
Wow, after trying to find a pink trench coat on Google, I'm challenged. Hard. Do any actually exists? Nope, don't think so!!! Okay, I'll take that short pink number with faded blue jeans.
XO Love ya!
Who's turn was it to keep an eye on Blottie? Good heavens, I go away for a few days and things go crazy!
Suzanne...I know you're not blonde but this is the only photo of a woman wearing a faux pink leather jacket I could find...gimme a break!
I know you were just giving IV crap...that's why I picked up on it and took it to the extreme. That's what I do! I was also bored at work...
Bob, don't worry everything is okay. I just went a little wacky is all...I was feeling pressure to entertain people on your blog. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give me guest priviledges?
Oops. Sorry!
RANDOM CHICK, YOU WROTE THIS!!!??? I DIDN'T REALIZE. HI GIRLIE! GREAT JOB!!! It's really difficult to find a pink trench coat. I know because I tried. I forgive you and like I said I'll take that short number with some blue jeans. Now what do you think I should do about my hair?! Honestly, I thought Bob wrote this. And when he mentioned "Guest Priviledges," I thought he was referring to my comment a few posts back. Man, I really do have to start paying attention and also stop thinking everything is about me, me, me. ;)
Now, let's get down to business:
1) How the hell did you get Guest Priviledges?
2) Why are you special?
3) Don't you think we should all be special?
4) Don't you agree we should all have Guest Priviledges at Bob's Cafe?
5) This is Bob's Cafe, right?
6) Is Bob here? Or still in KC eating pork?
7) If I sound loopy, I am. I took IV's slide for the fun of it and landed on a Pontiac. No big deal, didn't even hurt, but the ride nearly killed me!
XO
P.S. Thanks baby!
Hi Bob!
Hi RC!
Suzanne...Bob gave both YOU and I guest privileges. Check your email!!! Then hop to it and post something because Bob gets back tonight!
You crack me up!!!
XOXOXO
RC
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