The time has come
to move on forward
and add another name
to the Blottie Award
My first winner
was the beautiful Suzanne
With her ferals and roses
I'm a big fan
She will always be the first
and the standard to match
for the rest to reach
to equal and catch
She shouldn't worry
and she shouldn't fret
She'll always be Blottie
of that you can bet
But another fine lady
has made herself a place
On this little blog
with her smiling face
She always cheers us up
when we're feeling sick
Her spirit is uplifting
we call her Random Chick
Her stories of kids
and tales of her ass
make us all laugh
and our down times pass
Her drunken cruise
and her lively Bitchfest
Her all-time Bitches
Her blogs are the best
Her month long party
for Suzanne was sweet
and her antics at the Cafe
are always a treat
We never know what to expect
when she adds to our lives
Her writing is creative
for excellence she strives
The things she does
both in public and private
Make our lives better
and pick us up off the matt
So raise a glass
of the finest beer
wine or champagne
and let's give a cheer
For a lady who deserves
all of our attention
For all that she does
too much to mention
Here's to you
our Random Chick
A Blottie for you
should do the trick.
Thank you so much
for being my friend
With all my love
this award I send.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
A Random Award
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12 comments:
Hi Bob!
I LOVE IT!!!!! I can't imagine sharing Blottie with a smarter, funnier, kinder soul than our darling, darling friend Random Chick. CONGRATULATIONS RC BABY!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!! (I think this deserves some sort of party at the Wild Onion. Don't you?) And Bob, that's one kick-ass poem. You done yurself proud mister! ;)
I didn't fret or worry sweetie (after my initial big gulp), so don't give it a second thought. I'm confident RC will always be playing catch-up and that give me great joy!!! Oh course I'm laughing. She better wear that red number AAAAAAAAAAA LOT! Oh, and she'll probably need a tricycle too. ;) Honestly, I'm so glad she's the chosen. I'm actally honored because, don't tell her but, I'm in absolute awe of that woman.
Thanks for the Blottie Bob. It sure as hell is a lotta fun. Now of course I have to get it up on my sideboard before she gets it on her's. I've had what 3-4 months? I feel like my ass is suddenly on fire. Competition is good. Gotta boogie.
LOVE YOU!!!
Blottie
P.S. Hummmmmmmm, how do I sign Blottie now? If I sign Blottie and RC signs Blottie, how will you know the difference? Oh, yes, right, the quality of writing!!! And the mini-photo. Forgot about that. Oh, tand the length of course.
Is "tand" actually a word? LEAH???!!! Of course I meant "and."
Nah, not a word in english...
Rock on RC, you Blottie you!
Yea! This calls for a celebration! RC is one of my favorite comment-leavers on your blog. Way to go RC!!! (Way to go Bob!)
(I don't think I am going to pass this word verification...I totally cannot tell what it is!!!)
...try #2...
Great Choice Bob!!!
RC will be another Great Blottie!!
Your poem was perfect...a celebration is in order at the Onion.
Hope to see everyone there!!
Giggie, you awake girlie? I need a drink. You buyin' at the Onion?
Congratulations, RC!
OH. MY. GOD.
I am completely speechless. Seriously. You have made my day, Bob. That is a lovely poem and I have entered the coveted realm of Blottie.
Suzanne, you will ALWAYS be Blottie so don't sign your name any differely. Okay? You are my mentor!!
Bob, thank you so much!!! I'm heading over to the Onion now...
I love you guys!!!
MUWAHHHH!
XOXOXO
RC
I can't spell either..."differently" DUHHH!!!
A-MA-ZING!
You never slack on your words of prose.
RC is a-mazing, a thorn fille rose.
She's bitchy, she's cynical, she's a riot, she's a hoot.
Too bad this award don't come with some loot.
So, kudos to you, Bob, for your excellent taste,
If I don't get this award someday, my life is a waste.
=)
Ok, so I'll leave the poetics to you, buddy!
Congrats RC, Hope the cable is back on Bob.
VERY nice poem for a VERY COOL CHICK! I loooooooove RC! :)
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