Friday, November 28, 2008

Before and After

Before
After

14 comments:

Leah said...

Yum. I wish I'd taken a before and after photo, but raw turkey skeeves me out. I like that you kept your raw turkey dressed modestly!

Suzanne said...

I looked at the thing sticking out of it's butt and thought "What the hell's that?!" Then realized it was the crack in your table.

It is my firm belief no turkey should die (please overlook my fiasco this year), so if you want a good wife (someone like me), I'll tell you straight up, no good woman is going to spend her life looking at butter balls. What?

Hi Leah!!!

*Adjust cereal box and straightens green dress.*

Suzanne said...

That should have been "buttered balls." And Leah. I love you to death and know you're so much smarter, but honey, I do believe that's a "cooked" turkey. Bob?

XO

just bob said...

The before photo is before I cooked it.

The after photo is after I cooked it.

I was dressed modestly at all times.

Leah said...

Hi Suze!

Of course the after photo is a cooked turkey! No raw turkey ever looked so luscious.

And I'm glad to hear that you too were dressed modestly, Bob. We shall save the immodest cooking for Mistress Mj's houseboys. And even then, it's a highly suspect endeavor. Not to mention dangerous.

kylie said...

hey brilliant bob
i was watching a Christmas special on tv last night, there seemed to be an awful lot of info about cooking turkey, made me tired just watching.......

how come you answered some of the questions at "i got nuthin" but not others?

i want the answers

and i know suze went way over the quota but they're very good questions. try to plead leniency with the internet judge

xx

Anonymous said...

You know what's better than Butterball Young Turkey? Butterball's Decrepit Turkey. Yummy! Tastes like senility.

just bob said...

Kylie... Hi Kylie. I actually haven't answered any of the questions yet. I was waiting to get all 30 before starting. RC, Megan, and IV each get two then I'll get started.

Anonymous said...

A man who can cook a helluva turkey!!!!

Go Bob!!

I wouldn't attempt a turkey if somebody paid me... unless they paid me up front...

Megan said...

You can cook my turkey anytime! :)

just bob said...

Where are your questions?

Megan said...

Just asked.

Hi bob! Happy Saturday!

Suzanne said...

I'm here just for a second or two to rest my very tired butt and find I'm aleady laughing. Our friends are a hoot! Whoops, and there goes Megan again. She's like a one-line wind up doll! I'd grab that "Young Hen" while she's still available.

I completely agree with my dear friend (I'm pretending I'm a member of Congress) Kylie that you should respond to ALL questions. Mine are worthy and deserve a bit of Bob love (Wow, only 86 more to go!!!).

Happy Saturday (what's left of it) Bob!

Hi Leah!!!
Hi Kylie!!!
Hi Megan!!!
Hi Whatigotsofar!!! (God that was a mouth full.)
Hi Catscratch!!!
Hi Bob!!!

Kylie, look what you started. It's still funny.

XO Blottie

Queen Goob said...

YUM! i had Thanksgiving with my man's ex wife. Was quite the holiday treat!