What better way to say Merry Christmas than your own personal burning cross in your front yard? The American Family Association is offering up this beauty on their website for only $81.85. Now you too can celebrate the holiest of Christian holidays with a poignant reminder of the days of American segregation and racial hate.
This is the perfect stocking stuffer for all those families that voted for California's Proposition 8, Florida's Proposition 2 and Arizona's Proposition 102 this month. Gather around this yard ornament and sing Kreative Kristmas Karols!
Thanks to First Door on the Left for this little nugget of Holiday Cheer.
This is the perfect stocking stuffer for all those families that voted for California's Proposition 8, Florida's Proposition 2 and Arizona's Proposition 102 this month. Gather around this yard ornament and sing Kreative Kristmas Karols!
Thanks to First Door on the Left for this little nugget of Holiday Cheer.
15 comments:
Unbelievable.
Damn rednecks.
Oh my goodness.
Wow, that's just...evocative?
WOW - ten bucks that's a popular item in MY neighborhood!
Queenie... you need to move to a better neighborhood!
Although now that I think about it, burning a cross on one's own lawn is ironic, no?
RC, just so you know, you arrogant, San Francisco bitch you, not all rednecks are racist! (I can say this to RC because she loves me and I love her!!!)
I'll tell you something. Practically speaking, I could carve that thing out of styrofoam from Michael's the Craft Place for about $5-$10, then wrap it with a $2-$5 string of 100 lights from either Target or WalMart. Any takers? It might blow down in the wind, but all you'll need a 50 cent piece of 2x4 from Home Depot and two idiots from the KKK to hold it down on your front lawn. Oh, and you can usually get the 2x4 free back by the sawing area. Okay, $15 max, plus pizza for the two idiots if you decide to feed them.
XO
I'll give you evocative. Burn that in my front lawn you white urban bitch!!! I'll kick your ass all the way back to Brooklyn.
Queen Goob. Is this eBay? Ten buck, it's yours!
Everyone else, I'm selling this pretty little white styrofoam number on eBay under the the name "Kiss My White KKK Ass." Please don't hesitate to bid. This unique and beautiful holiday lawn ornament could be yours for around $15-$20 if you wait for final bidding on day 5, or for $2 if you "Buy Now." Good luck and leave me a positive comment.
P.S. NO I'M NOT A MEMBER OF THE KKK. THIS IS A JOKE!!! NO MAIL OR EMAIL PLEASE. BOB, IF I GET BACKLASH FROM THIS I'M COMING TO CALIFORNIA. OH, RIGHT, I'M ALREADY HERE. OKAY, I'M COMING TO SAN JOSE. (But Bob, I just thought of something. How big is the KKK nation? 2 million strong. Okay, 2 million at $2/order, that's a hell of a lot of money. I'm rich!!!)
XO
Nope - never have that at my house. I may live in the South but I promise bigotry does NOT rub off. I'm Irish - I understand all the hate and bigotry and it is NOT tolerated in my home. In fact, I once told my mother to leave because her comments offended me.
See? Even though I'm sarcastic, I'm still a nice girl.
But wait, I guess I can be a bigot.....against bigots.
Oh dear. Hahahahaha. You could always show your displeasure by giving them a couple of burning bushes too, courtesy of Kingsford lighter fluid and Zippo. Just kidding.
Queen Goob, you now I'm kidding, right? Sweetie, I would never and I'm sorry. That was a bad attempt at a joke (I just can't believe that crap sells for that much money! And even worse, people buy it!), and yes, I know you would never. Give's QG a big old hug and kisses forehead to death. My bad. Forgive me? Thanks.
I'm in my dance outfit from the Wild Onion. Come join us. We're doing the Hustle!!!
XO Suze
P.S. Again, I'm sorry. That was in very poor taste.
Hi Bob!
Hi Bob.
Hi RC.
RC, what? You can't find words?
Ho...Ho...Ho........
If I catch one of those in my neighborhood, I'll light a bag of flaming dog shit on their stoop, ring the bell and watch 'em stomp it out.
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