It happened one Wednesday

So I was at home today drinking and goofing off having brought work with me when I got a knock on my door. I put down my Tanqueray and tonic budget file and got up to see who the heck was expecting me to be home in the middle of the day.

G'day mate!

Who the hell are you?

Why, I'm Pete the Postie. I've come many miles to deliver to you this important and quite valuable package.










Where's my regular mail man, Pedro the Postman?

Well mate, I don't right know... but this isn't your normal kind of delivery.

I could tell that when you pulled up riding that scooter.

Standard issue mate. We all ride these.

It's no where near as cool as a big brown truck. What have you got for me? Is it a bailout?

Afraid there's no bailout mate. The fair Kylie from a land far away has dispatched me to your country to assure prompt and secure delivery of these bundles.










Wow, she's serious about this contest prize thing isn't she?

Indeed mate. I've got more of them on the cycle.

Is this your first stop?

Ah no. I was down the road a piece and made my first drop off to a rather odd bloke who lives on top of mountain in the middle of the woods.

That must have been Zach.

I believe that was his name. He seemed all consumed with fixing some truck that wasn't running. He's a right nice bloke. He even set up my friend Skippy with a drink for the road.













Yep. That was definitely Zach.

It's not proper for me to be partaking while driving, but Skippy seems to be enjoying the refreshment.

Yeah, not a good idea riding that scooter with a buzz. What's that bear doing with you?

He's not a bear. That's Keith the Koala. He's my navigator.













Whatever. Where you off to next Pete the Postie?

I'm off to find some lass named Blottie. Any chance you heard of her?

Everyone knows Blottie. Tell Keith the Koala to head north and look for I-80.

Thanks chap.

No problem. Look for a house with lots of holiday decorations on the entry. You may want Keith to stay on the scooter for that delivery.

Why is that?

She's got animals. Lots of them. Too many kitties to count, a dog, and a few stray turkeys roaming in her back yard. They may not take kindly to the bear.

He's not a bear.

Whatever Pete. Good luck with the rest of those bundles. Tell the fair Kylie thanks when you get back home.

Will do mate. G'day!!!










Thanks Kylie!!!