My friends, I want to tell you about my friends. My friends live all across the country my friends. My friends are in Colorado and Kentucky and Massachusetts and Florida and Rhode Island my friends. My friends are in other places too my friends. My friends, there are some of my friends I haven't personally met. My friends, I know my friends through the blogosphere. My friends have even created a virtual cafe my friends. My friends congregate there my friends. My friends share the good times and commiserate in the bad times my friends.
My friends generally think the way I think my friends. My friends generally enjoy the same things I do my friends. My friends drink beer and play golf my friends. My friends are mostly in the same profession that I am my friends. Some of my friends have big families my friends. My friends, some of my friends are better off than I am. My friends, I enjoy the company of my friends. My friends make me laugh my friends. My friends, there are lots of stories about me and my friends.
My friends, I would like to tell you all more about my friends but I must call my friends now to tell them about my friends and what my friends are doing next week.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
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I can't stop laughing my friend. Cece just made me cry like hell, now you make me laugh like hell. God life is good! It is. Isn't it?
Love you,
Blottie XO
OMG!! I am still laughing!! Can I be your friend? LOL
Love that Virtual Cafe...there is a really great Friend/Bartender who takes care of all our friends...he cooks,cleans,mixes the best damn cocktails and makes sure the Cafe is the Best!!
Great job Friend!!
hi friend
G'day Bob,
This is very funny post!
I especially like the last sentence :)
thank you,
M.
Still laughing a day later, my friends.
My friends never did call last night to tell me what my friends were doing my friends......or that my friends were DOING my friends.
Yeah, that sounds more like it, doesn't it?
Off to the café!
My friends, are all here so I can tell my friends about my friends!
LOL!
You are too funny!
XOXOXO
RC
My friend, you haven't commented yet? All our friends are here. Why not? You okay my friend? Need a hug and some lovin'? Okay, I'll send Blottie RC because she's closer and the Mercedes is still suckin' oil and gas like I'm a Middle Eastern sheik with deep pockets.
Come out, come out where ever you are...
XO
*picks nose and flick booger at bob*
only friends let friends flick boogers...
A friendly little post Bob and a funny one too.
*Hands IV a tissue.* "Use it dammit, cuz I refuse to walk around this joint and slip on a big booger." Bob, you have Home Owners Insurance? Apt. Insurance? Anything? If I slip-n-fall I swear to God I'm suin' somebody.
Hi Mr. Shife!
Hi Zack!
Hi Gig!
Hi Kylie!
Hi Kooka!
Hi Megan!
Hi Queen Goob!
Hi RC!
Hi Suzanne!
Whoops.
Blottie... That's why I'm here, for women to laugh at!
Gig... My friend, you sure can be my friend. I'll keep the Cafe clean and cooking!
Kylie... Hi friend!
Kookaburra... I wasn't sure the non-Americans would get the humor behind the post. I'm glad it wasn't lost on you.
Megan... Wow, I didn't think it would be that long lasting.
Queenie... I found out a few months ago my friends were MARRIED to my friends without telling me. That was an awkward phone call my friend.
RC... My friend in Chi-Town, don't forget my pizza.
Blottie again... Ask and you shall receive. My friends, I present you my comments.
Zach... You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Mr. Shife... Friendly and funny, that's what I was aiming for!
Blottie again, again... Suzanne dear, no need to worry. I have non-skid, booger resistant carpeting.
Oh no, no boogers, I swear I'll gag! And friends don't make friends gag!
Thanks, but yuck. You vacuume that? Slime doesn't clog?
HI HONEY!!!!
Blottie XO
P.S. Me, I'd just post a "NO Boogers" sign. And mean it.
I started reading again and couldn't stop laughing. This post is too funny. I love it!
I posted at the Wild Onion. Give Cece some lovin' if you have time honey. Hope all is well on this blustery Friday night. Are you dealing with the same winds from the north that we are. Wow...impressive!
Have a great weekend. And thanks for taking such good care of all of us.
Love you,
Blottie
You deleted didn't you Blottie???
Thanks, friend.
LOL. My friend.
You are a funny guy.
I find you all very friendly.
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