Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I found Megan's phone!

17 comments:

Megan said...

How did the camel get all the way to New Jersey so fast?

Karen ^..^ said...

Whoo hoo!!! Point Pleasant Beach is where I used to spend many a summer! I loved it there. How cool was this? Now how is Megan going to get her phone back? That is hilarious.

kylie said...

i cant watch videos till i geta new computer, some dufus lost the sound on this one..........


is anyone else nopticing that this is the second of three posts that references megan :)

Suzanne said...

1) Only in New Jersey.

Just so you know Kylie, I grew up in NY. New Yorker's can't stand anyone from New Jersey. People from N.J. can't stand anyone from N.Y. Hell, but that's not so awful, people from Maine can't stand anyone. Period. And I'm not sure Vermont's far behind.

2) Everyone was standing around watching the cod killed and gutted and a cell phone pop out. I can't imagine the cod was laughing. That had to hurt. Wonder if he was getting good reception?

3) Yes Kylie, I HAVE noticed. I'm working the wedding as fast as I can, but I'll tell you something, it's been frustrated because I still don't have confirmation from either of them regarding location, colors, guest list, flower choices, beverages, food preference, etc. They're a very, very private couple and that makes it very, very hard for a wedding planner.

I'll tell you what I think. She was going to San Jose for something. Probably business. You may remember that. I certainly do. She told Bob she'd meet him if he'd like. Bob never said anything "publically," but I'm confident they held a private meeting (you know what I mean). I think the day went exceptionally well and now the relationship has progressed to the next level. I just think they haven't let us in on the secret because, well, we're us!!! We're ALL trouble and I don't think they need us right now, but I'm going to keep planning the wedding. Honey, when do you think I should set the date? Don't you think they look like a Fall wedding? There's something about "bobbing" for apples and formals wear that makes me smile.

Gotta go baby, not even supposed to be here. Oh, I'm not at Kylie's I'm at Bob's. Good God! Hey Bob, I stopped by to check in on your list. Where is it? You won a sexy award. Get your head out of the sand buddy, I have housework to do. (It's from Kylie.) Good luck!!!

Much love,
Sexy Blottie ;)

just bob said...

Blottie... Your conspiracy theory is wonderfully entertaining. You keep planning the wedding if it makes you happy. One less thing that I have to do.

Suzanne said...

You're damn right I will. I know this thing's commin' down the tube.

XO

Suzanne said...

Oh my God, forgot to mention. I noticed you put my birthday blog back. I just adore you. Thank you!!!

Megan said...

What's 'the next level'?

Suzanne said...

Pizza and beer.

Suzanne said...

Then panties and bras.

Suzanne said...

Checks schedule. Okay, you have approximately 5 months to make this damn thing work and I can't do it for you.

kylie said...

suze, you have my address, right? for when you're doing the invites

Suzanne said...

Kylie, yes I do! Do you realize I forgot to email as you requested a few days ago. God, please forgive me. (This is serious, not wedding planner stuff).

I'm up at almost 2:30 am? Because I woke and realized I hadn't email photos to Rob he needs for a court date tomorrow. So I'm blogging! Now I've gotta go wade through hundreds of photos to find them. I don't want to, so I'm sitting here. While I'm emailing Rob, I'll email you. And while I'm emailing you, I'll email Karen. Karen asked me to email probably 2 months ago. I'm pathetic. Trust me, it's not that I don't try because I do. I just run out of time every day and then I forget stuff. I'll improve once I finally get the brain transplant I've been saving for.

Love you! And yes I have your address for the wedding. Oh trust me, you're coming. Let's just hope the bride and groom show up. If they don't, I guess we can just pretend I had a surprise upscale " Blogging Family Picnic" planned the whole time.

Love you Kylie! Have a great Friday you sexy woman you.

The Wedding Planner
XO :)

Hi Bob
Hi Megan
Hi Karen

kylie said...

oh and suze
i guessed that there was a NY/NJ thing when my NYC buddy said that NJ is the armpit of New York.
i never thought i would hear that man criticise anything ever. it must be bad

Suzanne said...

Sexy K ~ NJ is actually lovely (some parts aren't of course) and I've never had a problem with the state or it's fine people, but I'm the exception. That NY attitude has even corrupted your sweet friend. What a shame!

Oh, and by the way, how's your "Friday?!" I made so many mistakes in my previous comment. All morning I thought it was Thursday until driving back from the park. I couldn't figure out how it could be "watering day" again because it felt as if I'd just irrigated yesterday! Then I realized it was Wednesday because I HAD just irrigated yesterday!!! Where am I now, at the point in my life where I feel free to throw full days away? In addition I said Rob needed the photos for court "tomorrow." No, not tomorrow, TODAY!!! When was 2 am this morning not attached to TODAY!! Kylie, I'm better than this. Right?! Or is it's going to be all down hill from here?

Happy Thursday...night?

XO

P.S. This is Bob's blog...right? HI BOB!!! Happy Wednesday!

kylie said...

hey suze
it is 7 am thurs right now.
my wednesday was good. my thurs should be good too

i'm not sure why you would be throwing days away. it seems a bad idea to me. you dont have to go downhill from here but do you want to go up hill?

Suzanne said...

No, I'd just like to maintain! Have a lovely evening.

XO