Peeking in the mailbox

What's in the spam mailbox today?

Work From Home... Job Openings in Your Area
If I work from home how could it not be in my area?
NursingLink... Huge Shortage of Nurses
Maybe I should work as a nurse from home
girls chat... Alert: girls online NOW
Hmm, they must have taken the Work From Home course
Cancun Getaway... You Have Been Awarded 3 nights in Cancun
3 Days not included
Vegas Vacation... Claim 2 Free nights in Las Vegas
Does this include hookers, strippers, and unlimited gambling?
Casting Dept... Casting Calls In Your Area
They must have seen my all of my YouTube credits
Language Learning... Learn a Language in 10 days
I haven't mastered English 40 years, how am I going to learn Yiddish in 10 days
Remarkable Income... The 3-Billion Dollar Home Business
I should have read this one before the Work At Home ad
Power Tea... You've Heard it on Oprah
I heard Tom Cruise too but I'm not becoming a closeted Scientologist either
Video Game Schools... Find Your Route to a Gamers Dream Career
Finally I can get rich playing Solitare and Leisure Suit Larry
Forex Assasin... Stolen Stock Market Secrets
From the founders of Enron, Tyco, and Global Crossing