Pardon the interruption, just bob isn't all that creative right now. The Dick's in his life (not Dick's Sporting Goods which is great) have brought him down and he's not feeling too funny or entertaining. Not sure when just bob will be back, but he's reading your blogs.
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I'm sorry, Bob. I won't even say "hang in there" cause I know you're doing that. But I will say, bring yourself and a nice 12 dollar--no, 20 dollar--cigar over to the Onion. I'm pouring and it's a very nice single malt, from our own private Onion stores! Or do you prefer a blend? Whatever, it's on me!
I'm sorry you're going through a hard time right now.
I will miss your blogs. I'll see ya at the onion.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
We'll wait for ya.
It's not always possible to be entertaining or funny. Sometimes great writing comes out of difficult times, though.
And we'll be here.
hey bob,
there are dicks everywhere, except when you want one, which you probably dont, in which case i'm talkin to the wrong guy.....
i'll just have to drop by megans then..........
surely she understands
xxx
Sorry you're having a tought time Bob x
I decided some time ago that I'd rather make less money and work with people I truly care for than make decent money and work with dicks.
I may be poor and living paycheck to paycheck but I actually like getting up in the morning and going to work.
I like what Jennifer said about you not needing to be entertaining or funny. We're here for YOU, Bob, not just your fabulous writing.
We love you and patiently wait for your return.
see you at the onion.....
'Hi Bob.' I dropped by earlier (being nosey- have read your comments here and there) and then didn't know what to say when I read that life sucks for you at the moment. Then i thought about it and thought it rude to drop in and not comment- so here I am again, although I do not know you, wishing that you will soon be able to lift your head and find something to make you smile.
Hi Bob, don't let the dicks get you down! Believe me, they are NOT worth it.
I'm going to send you an email that will give you some good information about becoming a writer. I'm trying this myself so maybe we can help encourage each other...or we can fall flat on our asses together!
Anyway, I'm kinda busy right now but I WILL send you an email with more details, k? Meanwhile, try to put yourself around positive things and watch or read stuff that makes you laugh. You need that right now.
Heck, I don't have a job...and NO prospects on the horizon...but, I'm just winging it and hoping I'll be able to publish a book or two...ACKKK!!
Come on over to the Onion, we'll take care of you over there. Okay?
XOXOXO
RC
All our friends are here! The little rascals! Listen to RC. I told you the same thing, but I didn't have an email to back it up. You're an excellent writer, have some fun. You can keep your secure, crappy job while you experiment.
I'm making mac-n-cheese over at the Wild Onion for Leah's birthday because for some odd reason Cece only remembered guys, booze and sugar. I need food too! I make the best mac-n-cheese, so bring and empty belly and let us all take care of you for once. We love you terribly and are here for the duration. Love this comment page and all who graced it. You're lucky my dear man because you have friends who really care.
Big hug and kiss,
Me
Hi Bob!
Feel better soon! We'll still be here when you get back!
I wish for your weekend to bring you the much deserved relaxation and mind mending.
....has anyone told you today how awesome you are?
Closer to awful than awesome.
Goodnight, Bob...
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