OH. MY. GOD. I am NOT amused. Now I remember. How in the hell do you get this crap? I don't even have this crap. Why? BECAUSE I DELETED IT!!! You're killing me. You know that.
Bob, you know that the North Ridge Country Club is probably the last one I'm going to scout for you because you're a pain in my ass. There's another really beautiful one in Carmichael. Gorgeous. Stunning. Very, very, very exclusive. Hell, I doubt they'll even let me and Black Beauty in! Yup, was going to drive the extra distance in a few days. Nope. Not now. Ha! And it was the best of the bunch.
That'll teach you to show the big reveal. What is this? HGTV? "Megan, excuse me darling, I need a moment with your future husband." *The Wedding Planner blast past Megan and smacks a good one on Bob. Oh, and a hug too. Wow, that was not even difficult! Suze turns and walks out of San Jose. Excuse me, drives.*
I've been away. I'm back now. And I see that Suzanne has posted like nine billion times in the three days. Did she delete half of 'em already? I need to know what I'm letting myself in for when I go over there...
I think Megan needs a good swift kick in the ass. And frankly, I don't think Kylie's far behind.
Sleep. What the hell's sleep? I don't need no damn sleep. But menopause, I think it's gonna kill me. I'm not kidding. I don't think I'm going to survive it. No. Really.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bob. I can see why you love her. I'd marry her too if same sex marriage was still legal in California. Kylie too, but that would be a long distance relationship and probably difficult because she's very religious and I don't think too keen on gay relationships. Hummmmmmmm...I'm not even gay. What in the hell am I talkin' about? Those two women make me go all nutty. *Suzy goes back to painting.*
"Nine Billion?" No, just Nine Million. She so over exaggerates. Blotties. There just trouble. Trouble I tell you.
Thanks Leah!!! ~ And Kylie, me too. I was just kidding. I love men way too much. It was a joke about same sex marriage here in CA. The priviledge was yanked after it was given. It seemed so unfair. It's a huge issue and in the news almost daily. I don't know what's going to happen.
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OH. MY. GOD. I am NOT amused. Now I remember. How in the hell do you get this crap? I don't even have this crap. Why? BECAUSE I DELETED IT!!! You're killing me. You know that.
Bob, you know that the North Ridge Country Club is probably the last one I'm going to scout for you because you're a pain in my ass. There's another really beautiful one in Carmichael. Gorgeous. Stunning. Very, very, very exclusive. Hell, I doubt they'll even let me and Black Beauty in! Yup, was going to drive the extra distance in a few days. Nope. Not now. Ha! And it was the best of the bunch.
That'll teach you to show the big reveal. What is this? HGTV? "Megan, excuse me darling, I need a moment with your future husband." *The Wedding Planner blast past Megan and smacks a good one on Bob. Oh, and a hug too. Wow, that was not even difficult! Suze turns and walks out of San Jose. Excuse me, drives.*
Love you,
Blottie
Blottie's lazy.
I am #1.
I'm also #2.
Hummmmm. And I'm worried about comments?! Well, let's see what happens.
XO
If I'm #4 you know you're in trouble.
Bob,
I think this is just between you and me.
XO
Could be you are the only one who reads my blog!
I've been away. I'm back now. And I see that Suzanne has posted like nine billion times in the three days. Did she delete half of 'em already? I need to know what I'm letting myself in for when I go over there...
:)
in the past few days i havent seen a post older than five hours at suzys joint
no wonder she looks like crap, she never sleeps :)
I think Megan needs a good swift kick in the ass. And frankly, I don't think Kylie's far behind.
Sleep. What the hell's sleep? I don't need no damn sleep. But menopause, I think it's gonna kill me. I'm not kidding. I don't think I'm going to survive it. No. Really.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bob. I can see why you love her. I'd marry her too if same sex marriage was still legal in California. Kylie too, but that would be a long distance relationship and probably difficult because she's very religious and I don't think too keen on gay relationships. Hummmmmmmm...I'm not even gay. What in the hell am I talkin' about? Those two women make me go all nutty. *Suzy goes back to painting.*
"Nine Billion?" No, just Nine Million. She so over exaggerates. Blotties. There just trouble. Trouble I tell you.
The Wedding Planner
Also "they're." Yes, I can actually use the English language properly. Well, sometimes.
XO
You people are just way too funny.
xo
for the record: i have nothing against same sex relationships but not for me i love men to much to complicate things with women
i do have a problem with long distance relationships
Thanks Leah!!!
~
And Kylie, me too. I was just kidding. I love men way too much. It was a joke about same sex marriage here in CA. The priviledge was yanked after it was given. It seemed so unfair. It's a huge issue and in the news almost daily. I don't know what's going to happen.
Love you both. XO
Should I delete?
the cat is so cute :)
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