just bob (JB): That's a good blog topic
The Brain: You can't write about that
JB: But it's honest
The Brain: Is it too honest?
JB: Nah, I think it's fine
The Brain: Would you tell me if it wasn't?
JB: I wouldn't have brought it up if it was too honest
The Brain: OK, it's fine but you still can't write it
JB: I need to get it off my chest
The Brain: It's no picnic up here either with it rattling around
JB: Good, we agree
The Brain: But you still can't write it
JB: It will quiet things up there for you
The Brain: True
JB: And the rest of me will feel better too
The Brain: Good point
JB: And maybe someone will read it and have some advice
The Brain: You're starting to make a lot of sense
JB: Thank you
The Brain: You're welcome, but you still can't write it
JB: You are getting on my nerves
The Brain: I control your nerves, don't start with me
JB: Alright, sorry
The Brain: That's better
JB: Why can't I write it?
The Brain: They may read it
JB: Who?
The Brain: You know, t-h-e-m
JB: You mean wwwww and xxxxx and yyyyy and zzzzz right?
The Brain: SHHHH!!!!!
JB: Would it be that bad if they did read it?
The Brain: Of course it would
JB: Really?
The Brain: Yes
JB: Why?
The Brain: Do you really want them knowing that?
JB: Well, um, maybe
The Brain: It would change everything and not for the better
JB: You think?
The Brain: It's my job to think, so yes
JB: But it's already changed things for me
The Brain: Well they don't need to know that. Listen, it won't help things
JB: Hurt?
The Brain: Yes, if they read what you want to write it would do some harm
JB: I don't want to do that
The Brain: I know you don't
JB: So I can't write it
The Brain: No, I'm sorry you can't
JB: And I've got to keep feeling this way?
The Brain: Unfortunately yes for a while
JB: My blog buddies would understand
The Brain: I know they would
JB: They would try to help
The Brain: I know, I like them too
JB: Can I ask a question?
The Brain: You are so full of questions today, go ahead
JB: Are we really going to go through this every time?
The Brain: Pretty much
JB: That sucks
The Brain: Pretty much
Friday, July 4, 2008
JB and The Brain, Act I
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13 comments:
crikey bob,
it cant be THAT bad....
spit it out
cheers
Well, I finally made it. I suppose I am making up for not appearing on the comments of the last post by being first tonight.
Yesterday was my day off. I went to the Dr. and had a gallon of blood drawn and I was too weak to join the lightweight drinking battle. Ummmm why would I have been offended? Was it the no Fat chicks T-shirt? Well, if they didn't allow me in it would have been their loss and not mine, because I may be fat, but I'm still Hot. No seriously, I just stood outside for about 4 hours shooting and watching fire works and it is very muggy here tonight. Now my feet hurt, and I need to go to bed because I have to work again tomorrow. I had to work today too. I have one day down of a 7 day stretch, so I may be absent on a lot of comment pages this week. But just know that it take alot more than a No Fat Chicks T-shirt to offend me.
Oh and this post was funny as hell, but it was also very frustrating. I can't stand it. It is like you are dangling a secret right in front of me and then refusing to tell me. OHHHH MEN!!!1
Kylie, how did you sneak in here before me. I guess I shouldn't have been so long winded. I've been hanging around Suzanne for too long. Ok. Correction. I guess I'm second now, not first, but I swear there were no comments here when I started typing.
See Suzanne... she wasn't upset.
Neener neener!!!!!!!
I was first too. Hey, I'm being offendend by everyone! I'm laughing so hard I can hardly write. What did I tell you? She's so kind she didn't even notice. That's my gal. She's the best and why I love her so. But that damn comment about being "long winded like Suzanne" is going to piss me off. Man that girl can tweek me.
Oh, and this post. Knock it off. Tell us what you want us to know and then let us help you navigate. What do we look like? Morons? Not likely!!!
XO
Too bad you feel that way. I'm all about offering useless, unwanted advice.
Me? My brain is not allowed to chime in except when I ask it if I spelled that right.
A part of my...charm (??) is that I just say what I want then just take my lumps.
I feel like I need to expound on Act One. It isn't about any one particular person, group of people, or issue. There are a lot of things that rattle around my head and heart at any given moment. So the debate I put forth goes on almost every time an extra sensitive subject comes up as a possible post. I probably should rename "The Brain" as "The Judge" because he has veto power over JB.
kylie... hi
Cecile... Thanks for understanding. At least in this case you'll have to keep wondering.
Suzanne... You'll always be first in my book. That's why you got the Blottie!
Miss Ann... nice that you visited again. Maybe some day I'll be able to be that open, but I can't afford any lumps right now.
Just checking in to see how you're doing. Thanks for the #1 position. Kylie and Cece know how hard I've work for months and months to be #1 somewhere! No, I'm not joking, am I ladies? Finally, I get there and you're probably going to post again soon and they won't know! I'm going to have to brag at some point, so get ready.
And did I read correctly? Cece was shooting on the 4th? Bullets have to land somewhere. Good Lord.
Don't worry about sharing stuff that's too personal or difficult to discuss. We're here no matter what. I think we all just hope we help in some small measure and that you find peace at some point. Look, you made it through last week! That's wonderful!!! You're on your way.
Much love (for now), the one and only,
Blottie!
The "(for now)" was supposed to come after "the one and only." You know that, right?
XO
Suzanne: No worries, I am fluent in Suzannese.
Hell, I'm not! Good for you!!!
Hi Bob!
Hey Bob,
As usual, I'm late to the blog discussion here. I agree with Kylie, whatever it is cannot be THAT bad at all. We've been sharing all our "stuff" and maybe we CAN offer some advice to help. So again, like Kylie said, "spit it out!"
Take care,
XO
RC
I've had that conversation with my brain and you know what? Everything is always worse to us than it is to everyone else BUT I understand your need to keep a secret.
Me? Nah, my life's an open book.
Hi Guys! Sorry I'm late!
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