jb and The Brain, Act II

just bob (jb): What possessed you to think this was a good idea?
The Brain: It was all very logical and responsible
jb: And you were wrong this time weren't you?
The Brain: Nope
jb: Would you like to reconsider that?
The Brain: Nope
jb: Can I tell you what I think?
The Brain: Sure, go ahead. But don't expect me to change my mind
jb: Going on vacation until Tuesday, then turning around to leave for a conference on Thursday was stupid
The Brain: That's pretty harsh
jb: Were you actually lucid when you cooked up this idea?
The Brain: Yes, no alcohol and no Fog
jb: Shall I continue?
The Brain: Keep going, I know you're not finished
jb: Traveling is a pain in the ass, the airport is a mess, and I'm so tired right now I could pass out
The Brain: Anything else?
jb: Yeah, you've got to start running some of these ideas by me. I do have some good ideas too
The Brain: Of course you do. My turn?
jb: Yes, I'd love to hear this logic
The Brain: The two days between coming and going gave you some time to unpack and repack.
jb: That's it?
The Brain: Easy... it also allowed you to clear out all the work emails and phone calls before leaving again.
jb: So this was a work decision, not a personal decision.
The Brain: Yes it was
jb: Well it can't always be about work
The Brain: I see that now
jb: We kind of depend on each other and I need you to think about me once and a while
The Brain: You're right, I'm sorry
jb: Thanks for hearing me and listening
The Brain: You've got it
jb: Now are you going to work on those resumes and cover letters to get us both out of here?
The Brain: Right after both of us take a nap. I'm as tired as you are.
jb: Now you're thinking!