OK, enough about me. Time for the tens of people who actually read this blog to learn about others involved in shaping The Essence of Bobness. Today’s featured profile... my best friend.
I met this guy about 13 years ago in Florida. We were introduced through a mutual friend, the girl I was dating/not dating at the time (you’ll have to check here to get up to speed on that). Anyway, there seemed to be some sort of immediate kindred spirit between the two of us and we’ve been close ever since. In the years since we met I’ve lived in Colorado, New Hampshire, Massachusetts and now California. Somehow, even with all of the relocating for both of us, we still find the time to connect on a regular basis.
I’m a fairly low-key guy, but his energy is electric. Every time we get together he always gets me in a better mood. That’s probably why we hit it off. For someone who needs a boost on occasion, you can see why he is a good friend to have. One of the things I like about him is his transparency. Not a game-player, you always know how he’s doing and never have to guess. But the thing I like about him most is his dependability. Whenever I’ve needed him, he’s always been there for me… day or night. Like any friend, you have to overlook some of his flaws and help him out when he needs it. It doesn’t take much to get him overheated. It’s like you flick a switch sometimes and he’s immediately fired up. I can usually get him to cool down after a while, but it isn’t easy. He’s also a little warped upstairs if you know what I mean. Other than that, I can’t say anything else bad about him. He’s been a true friend, loyal, and giving. He has been a big part of my life, and always will be. One of the people in this world I’ve always been able to depend on.
My BFF... Mr. Coffee
29 comments:
What do you add to your coffee to make it a "Happy Drink"? You are so funny, even when you're down. That is what I like about you. Keep your chin up and hopefully things will turn around for you. Have you made that list of only good things about yourself yet? You could put it on a blog, that way I know you did it. It may just make you feel better.
This really made me laugh. Yes, even in the midst of feeling low, you are pretty damn amusing.
Damn you!!! Oh my God, I thought this post was serious, and I was so happy to learn you have such a wonderful friend...
I'm an idiot! And you are too funny. I'm still laughing. On my God you're fun.
I agree with both Cece and Jennifer. And I'm looking forward to the "List of Good Things." I think we should all post one. Don't you?
Love ya,
Suze XO
I just went back and read the Essence of Bobness. You know my husband's name is Robert, right Bob? Too funny. I also loved the comments. Where'd those two woman go. They're a hoot.
Rob has always been called Rob by family and friends since I've known him (almost 30 years), then one day, about a decade ago, he announced he wanted to be called Robert. Okay. My family still refuses to do so, and refers to him only as Rob. He was also called Bob and Bobby as a kid. Now when I refer to him as Robert he announced recently he thinks I'm being to formal and wants me to call him Rob again. Jeasus Christ! I'm going to go nutty with this crap. Pick a name and stick with it damnit.
XO Suzanne, Suzie, Suzy, Suze, Suz, Sue
P.S. I love that post. It's amazing. I'm sorry things didn't work out with the relationship. Honestly, I am. I read your comment on someone's blog that life was very difficult for you last Thursday. Perhaps if you tell us about it we can help.
P.P.S. The photo of a man with the trophy, was that you?
To should have been too.
hi bob :)
suzanne......
is it your personal mission to write as many comments as everyone else put together?
if it was you'd be an overnight success
xx
suzanne......
is it your personal mission to write as many comments as everyone else put together?
if it was you'd be an overnight success
xx
oh boy, and there i was hassling suze.....
Oh yah, Baby!! Me & my coffee maker and many of his long lost decendants are BFFs since I was in my early 20s.
Why is it always women who introduce us to chemical dependancies? You've got your Mr. Coffee, some people are good friends with Nick (a teen). But it's always a woman's fault. Damn those vile creatures.
Cece: The only thing I put in my coffee is milk, no sugar. OK, maybe a little Bailey's in the winter.
Jennifer: Thanks for saying those nice things. Hopefully you're bouncing back from reliving your life story lately.
kylie: Hi.
kylie: Feel free to comment as many times as you want, you'll never be able to out-do Suzanne. Blottie is the Comment Queen.
Suzanne: I'm glad I was able to misdirect you, that was the whole idea behind the story. It is true though, Mr. Coffee has always been there and never deserted me. Too bad people aren't always as reliable.
If he's a "Rob" he'll always be a "Rob", even if he tries to pass himself off as a "Bob" or a "Robert".
catscratch: Mr. Coffee has been my one and only. I'm as loyal to him as he is to me. He may only be a 4-cupper, but he's a perfect for me. Go Vols!
whatigotsofar: Yeah, that damn woman Random Chick got me hooked on your blog. I blame her. BTW, I love Toronto. It's been about 4 years since I was last there and can't wait to go back.
Ha ha ha! You are funny!
I've noticed that you are very self-deprecating but you have a knack for humor. Really. Why else would I read your blog? Oh, because you are nice and honest. That's why too!
Cheers to you and your BFF!!!
XO
RC
Bob, don't listen to WhatIGotSoFar about women...he thinks they are "little wacky gremins on the airplane of life." Did I mention that he's single? Is there a correlation? Hmmmm...I wonder.
RC: It's not difficult to be self-deprecating when there's nothing great about me.
:-P
Steps up to microphone and flicks it with finger. "Kylie, no honey, it is my mission to overwork myself to the point of exhaustion. I would like my right side to go numb and tingly too. Can I get an Amen from Dr. P. And Kylie, an "overnight success" at what?"
Bpb. Okay, let's try that again. Bob, I agree, once Rob always Rob. He's certainly a Rob, Bob. God, I think I need some coffee. And you didn't answer my question. Was that you with the hockey trophy?
XO
Suzanne... if you're referring to this picture then yes it's me. But it's not a hockey trophy. It's the 2004 Boston Red Sox World Series trophy.
If that's not the photo you're talking about, you'll have to fill me in on which one it is.
LOL.. that's great. Very funny stuff.
Your rent is sick! I couldn't imagine paying that much for only a 2bdrm. My friend lives in CA too and he pays around the same though. Yikes. Thanks for stopping by my blog!
Now if the Red Sox trophy pic is you, then I must disagree with you in saying that I think you are handsome. You certainly are not ugly, my goodness. You look very sharp in a suit and "nice" tie. Sooooooo, stop whinning and start typing that list I'm waiting for. You know the one that has only good facts about yourself. Here I'll help you.
Good Facts of the Essence of Bobness:
Fact #1: Cece think I look sharp in a suit and tie.
Fact #2: I am a good speller.
Fact #3: I am funny and I make people laugh, even when I don't feel like laughing.
There, I started it for you, now you finish it. Come on. I know you can do it. Yes, I am that Pushy. And no, I will not leave you alone until I see either positive thinking from you or at least 20 more items on this list.
Cece
Man, Rob saw the trophy and knew immediately. (Hey, I'm a girl!) Rob said, "That thing traveled all over MA and everyone got to take a photo with it." I said "Kinda like with the President." He replied, "No honey, better." Swear to God! I know you appreciate that.
You're so handsome. We agree, you look like the Senator from VA, Jim Webb. Are you his twin? What the hell are you worried about. You look great. You're too hard on yourself. Way, way, way too hard on yourself. So I'm going to go with Cece and continue with Goodness Facts. Hell, by the time we're all through, you'll be pointed in the right direction. Okay, here goes:
#1 I'm handsome damnit, and I know it.
#2 I have no idea where rice is supposed to be stored, but you can guess where my sausage would like to be stored.
#3 I'm livin' in California and I'm lovin' it baby.
#4 I love who I am.
#5 I have friends who adore me.
#6 Life is good.
Okay, that's a start!
Love you,
Blottie
Man, Rob saw the trophy and knew immediately. (Hey, I'm a girl!) Rob said, "That thing traveled all over MA and everyone got to take a photo with it." I said "Kinda like with the President." He replied, "No honey, better." Swear to God! I know you appreciate that.
You're so handsome. We agree, you look like the Senator from VA, Jim Webb. Are you his twin? What the hell are you worried about. You look great. You're too hard on yourself. Way, way, way too hard on yourself. So I'm going to go with Cece and continue with Goodness Facts. Hell, by the time we're all through, you'll be pointed in the right direction. Okay, here goes:
#1 I'm handsome damnit, and I know it.
#2 I have no idea where rice is supposed to be stored, but you can guess where my sausage would like to be stored.
#3 I'm livin' in California and I'm lovin' it baby.
#4 I love who I am.
#5 I have friends who adore me.
#6 Life is good.
Okay, that's a start!
Love you,
Blottie
Now go to the Wild Onion for a good laugh.
Way to funny!! Got me...must be cuz I have never been a coffee drinker until iced coffee came along.
I am glad that you have had this long time loyal friend...now you can add a whole bunch more!!
That is what we are here for. I like the idea of continuing the list of only good things. Ya know if you don't Blottie will be on her way to get you, with Cece right behind her.
Glad that things are easing up a bit, hope each day is better.
Well, I tried to type as many words as Blottie, but no such luck, she holds the record...
Don't listen to Random Chick and her wacky little theories about why I'm single. Oh, wait. They're facts. I'm single because women are wacky little gremlins on the airplane of life. Who wants to hook with a gremlin hell-bent on causing destruction, pain and anguish? Not me!
FOUR CUPS?!?!?! I'm done from three pots a day (twelve cuppers) but will never be able to totally and completely kick the habit.
whatigotsofar - not all of us gremlins like to fly.
Oh and Bob, being single is a good thing - no drama, no wacky mood jigs, you get to drink the kind of coffee and beer YOU like and no one's telling you what a lazy bitch you are when you spend all of Sunday lounging on the couch watching Steelers football.
oh wait, that was all about me.....
I love my dog!
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